Cousins!

Here is my sister, two days ago, trying to hold a squirming Joe over her giant belly.

Joe's reaction: "This woman doesn't have any hips for me to sit on!! (But her breasts are nice.)" 

I just heard that my sister is in labor!

Joe is about to meet his cousin outside the womb!

We're pulling for you, kiddo! (By which I mean my sister, but hey, the lil' kiddo too!)